You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans - Tom Robbins
Goodhue Farms - Best pecans on the planet, and just happens to be owned by my sister and her husband. Solar powered organically grown premium pecans, order online and they'll be delivered to your doorstep by agents of the US Government! All you have to do is click on the link, easy as pie. Mmmm, pie. If you're abducted by aliens and they release you near Las Cruces New Mexico stop on by and get some fresh produce or giant goose eggs. Don't turn your back on the geese. If you do, I know a good lawyer...
This is my son's law firm - he's second on the masthead, but we all know he's first in lawyerness. They probably have an associate who specializes in injuries resulting from felonious poultry assault. It's great to have a son who's an attorney. I get to threaten people. The only downside is I can't tell lawyer jokes anymore. Okay, occasionally, but nice ones. Nice ones, really? I was going to share a nice one here but I couldn't find any.
Radio Cab Co. - In the real world this is where I work. I guess you could say I'm also the de-facto web master, having provided the photography, wrote A Cabbie's Guide to Portland and a lot of the other content, and collaborated with my good friend Keith at Zap Graphics who designed and built the site for us. Radio Cab is a great place to work. It's owned and operated by the drivers and is more like a large dysfunctional extended family than a workplace.
BallDroppings - That's dropping, not be confused with drooping, which is something entirely different. Deceptively simple, but engaging. A little white ball drops out of the upper corner. You draw lines on the screen and it bounces off of it, making a musical gerbil noise. Watch where the ball goes then draw another line. It'll bounce off of that and make another friendly chirp. Keep going until you have a seizure.